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You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! …

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, …

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and …

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! …

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has …

Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation …

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to …

Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be …

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way …