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Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! …

Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. …

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties …

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has …

Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation …

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to …

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And …

Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be …

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way …